niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

(Source: niick4, via l0l-at-mylife)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via ohmyallonsy)

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via ohmyallonsy)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via seductive-sunglasses-emoji)

ava-ire:

*someone who ive never met befores follow forever shows up on my dash* *im not on it* what the fuck

(via damonssalvatoree)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via l0l-at-mylife)

frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

(via l0l-at-mylife)

mcrsquad:

*puts mcr’s albums between my teeth* it’s not a band you see, it’s a metaphor

(via falloutby)

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

(via we-are-infinite-sweetheart)